test driving, yo.

[broil]

Have you accepted our lord and savior Satan?

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[broil]

Nope.

[fishes out a cigarette. click, light, smoke.]

But you know I'll give you a heads up when I'm about to hurl, yeah?

[kaladanda]

[ points away from her ]

Away from me this time, please, smartass. Or I'll stop buying you cigarettes.

[broil]

I only ruined your shoes once. [shows her a finger.] Once. And they weren't even nice shoes.

[kaladanda]

[ that's because she doesn't wear nice anything with the exception of her genuine leather jacket, and even so, it's been worn for so long there's the possibility there's a layer of dirt before you can actually see leather.

bumps her shoulder on his and fake laughs. ha ha ur funny ]

[broil]

Let me steal you some shoes. They'll be nice ones, the kind you don't throw up on. And I'm not even going to consider pink, I promise.

[drags on cigarette, blows smoke away from her.]

[kaladanda]

I like my shoes!

[ they're like. old shitty reebok white sneakers. old and dirty but still good. leave me alone u fashion freak. ]

[broil]

[looks at reeboks. looks at her.]

Serious question: do you hate yourself.

[kaladanda]

[ pulls hand out of pocket ]

[kaladanda]

[ slaps the back of his head again. ]

[broil]

[ahdgs jerks]

Ow again?

[kaladanda]

You're such an idiot.

[broil]

I said it was a serious question.

[But does she ever listen? NOooooo.]

[kaladanda]

Very serious. [ rolls her eyes ]

[broil]

So serious you can't even give me a straight answer. I'd look into that, Di. I charge sixty bucks an hour if you wanna take a seat and tell me about your dreams.

[kaladanda]

What can I say, I'm a mysterious personality. It adds to my charm. [ very flat, kind of lazy, adding a bit of a jazz hand to mock him

stops in front of a café house and points to his cigarette ] Put that out. I wanna get a muffin.

[broil]

[Whateva, he was almost done with it anyway. He looks at her, sucks in his lips to lick them and flicks the ciggy away. Won't even put it out with his shoe, what a douche.]

You are a muffin, muffin.

[What. Idk. Let's just go in.]

[kaladanda]

What? [ what. ] Why are you such a weirdo?

[ wonders if he was like this before she reshaped him. sometimes she feels bad for having done that to him but it was either that or leaving him to die alone

sometimes she thinks it would have been better ]

[ she's going to get a muffin and so much coffee ]

[broil]

[No, no it wouldn't. He's grabbing this second chance at living with teeth and nails, girly. If he has to serve the Devil while he's at it, then let it be that way. A deity is a deity is a deity, this one just happens to have nicer perks.

And the company isn't so bad.]

All that coffee's gonna drown your brain.

[kaladanda]

[ the company is terrible. but he hasn't gone down to Hell yet so that might be it. diana has been there and it was not very good. would not recommend. then again she probably has it worse because the devil steers her around like a pawn ]

That's fine. [ maybe it'll drown the demonic voices screaming in her brain that sometimes she's assaulted with ] You want anything?

[broil]

[Who needs demonic voices in your brain when you have one right in front of you. And anyway... he's not exactly eager to go take that trip to hell so soon. Corrupting humans right here is fun, yo.]

Can I have a ginger ale?

[Meeeeehm.]

[kaladanda]

[ his voice is very nice. demonic voices are Awful. and she's going to keep him around for as long as she can. he's basically the only friend she has right now even if he's a demon and kind of a dickass, but she still feels responsible for him. you never forget your first haha. ]

Mhm. [ she is looking over the muffins ]

[broil]

[Sweet. Ginger ale it is.

He doesn't get to enjoy much these days. Strongest sensations are the only ones that really seem worth it anymore, and even then...

All the more reasons to corrupt humans, right. Who's to say they should have less when you can't have enough?]

Chocolate chip looks good.

[wiggles his brows at her.]

[kaladanda]

[ she glances over it and makes a thinking sound before straightening up. goes to the barista ]

One chocalte muffin, a ginger ale and-- [ points to the big cup ] --a cappuccino in one of those. Double sugar. Thanks.

[broil]

[thank u mom. He grabs his glass and bottle before making a way to the table, next to the shop window. Mm yes, he likes getting a view. You never know when one of those stinky priests might pass by.]

So what's up, buttercup?

[kaladanda]

[ not ur mom
if anything she's your big sister. ]

[ pays for the food and takes the plate and coffee with her, walking behind him before taking a seat across, setting the stuff down. leans back on the comfortable cushioned chair and watches the people go by, slowly taking a drink of her coffee ]

It's been a while since we found a core city. [ u kno, the fortress kind of holy cities where gods usually sit their fat asses on ] She's getting restless.