test driving, yo.

[broil]

Have you accepted our lord and savior Satan?

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[broil]

I said it was a serious question.

[But does she ever listen? NOooooo.]

[kaladanda]

Very serious. [ rolls her eyes ]

[broil]

So serious you can't even give me a straight answer. I'd look into that, Di. I charge sixty bucks an hour if you wanna take a seat and tell me about your dreams.

[kaladanda]

What can I say, I'm a mysterious personality. It adds to my charm. [ very flat, kind of lazy, adding a bit of a jazz hand to mock him

stops in front of a café house and points to his cigarette ] Put that out. I wanna get a muffin.

[broil]

[Whateva, he was almost done with it anyway. He looks at her, sucks in his lips to lick them and flicks the ciggy away. Won't even put it out with his shoe, what a douche.]

You are a muffin, muffin.

[What. Idk. Let's just go in.]

[kaladanda]

What? [ what. ] Why are you such a weirdo?

[ wonders if he was like this before she reshaped him. sometimes she feels bad for having done that to him but it was either that or leaving him to die alone

sometimes she thinks it would have been better ]

[ she's going to get a muffin and so much coffee ]

[broil]

[No, no it wouldn't. He's grabbing this second chance at living with teeth and nails, girly. If he has to serve the Devil while he's at it, then let it be that way. A deity is a deity is a deity, this one just happens to have nicer perks.

And the company isn't so bad.]

All that coffee's gonna drown your brain.

[kaladanda]

[ the company is terrible. but he hasn't gone down to Hell yet so that might be it. diana has been there and it was not very good. would not recommend. then again she probably has it worse because the devil steers her around like a pawn ]

That's fine. [ maybe it'll drown the demonic voices screaming in her brain that sometimes she's assaulted with ] You want anything?

[broil]

[Who needs demonic voices in your brain when you have one right in front of you. And anyway... he's not exactly eager to go take that trip to hell so soon. Corrupting humans right here is fun, yo.]

Can I have a ginger ale?

[Meeeeehm.]

[kaladanda]

[ his voice is very nice. demonic voices are Awful. and she's going to keep him around for as long as she can. he's basically the only friend she has right now even if he's a demon and kind of a dickass, but she still feels responsible for him. you never forget your first haha. ]

Mhm. [ she is looking over the muffins ]

[broil]

[Sweet. Ginger ale it is.

He doesn't get to enjoy much these days. Strongest sensations are the only ones that really seem worth it anymore, and even then...

All the more reasons to corrupt humans, right. Who's to say they should have less when you can't have enough?]

Chocolate chip looks good.

[wiggles his brows at her.]

[kaladanda]

[ she glances over it and makes a thinking sound before straightening up. goes to the barista ]

One chocalte muffin, a ginger ale and-- [ points to the big cup ] --a cappuccino in one of those. Double sugar. Thanks.

[broil]

[thank u mom. He grabs his glass and bottle before making a way to the table, next to the shop window. Mm yes, he likes getting a view. You never know when one of those stinky priests might pass by.]

So what's up, buttercup?

[kaladanda]

[ not ur mom
if anything she's your big sister. ]

[ pays for the food and takes the plate and coffee with her, walking behind him before taking a seat across, setting the stuff down. leans back on the comfortable cushioned chair and watches the people go by, slowly taking a drink of her coffee ]

It's been a while since we found a core city. [ u kno, the fortress kind of holy cities where gods usually sit their fat asses on ] She's getting restless.

[broil]

[YOU MADE MEEEeee]

She's always restless.

[Not that he knows firsthand, but he can guess from what he sees coming from Diana.]

You wanna steal a car this time? Could make it faster for us. [He arches his brows, points at her like a lightbulb just flashed in his head.] Or segways!

[kaladanda]

[ shh ]

[ makes a small sound in the back of her throat, not meeting his eye ] More so than usual, I mean. [ so literal

turns to look at him mid-sip and frowns, thinking about it, before snorting ] A car will do. [ ur so weird ] Do you want to do it this time?

[broil]

Are you sure? I hear segways are the shit.

[He knows he's weird. He relishes in his weirdness. It's the best you should try it sometime.

Sips.]

Need to brush up on my skills. So sure, I'll do it.

[kaladanda]

[ he can take the quirky weirdo role in this duo, she's fine with it. ]

Make sure you know which to Impel. Don't go with Wrath on a Buddhist or Greed on a philanthropist. [ teaching a demon how to fuck around with sins. this is her life now. ]

[broil]

[Looks at her. Tastes his lips like there's something funny in his mouth now.

Really Diana. Really.]

And don't offer a burger to a vegetarian. Got it.

[kaladanda]

Good boy. [ smirks around her cup and puts it down to wolf down on the muffin ]

[broil]

Damn, girl, eat much?

[sua esfomeada]

[kaladanda]

Shut up.

[ mouthful of muffin ]

Keep an eye out for cars.

[broil]

[covers one eye. looks out the window with the other.

drinks more.]

[kaladanda]

[ you are an idiot. ]

[ eats the muffin while waiting for someone to be their victim. ]

There. [ points to a woman opening her car ] Go.

[broil]

[Yayyyy

He finishes up his drink with one last swig, adjusts his shirt around his collar and walks on over to the lady. He leans like he's hitting on her, but seeing as their age gap is a bit too glaring, it becomes more comical than enticing.

Except all he needs is a quick read to tell this one's all about Envy. And all he has to do is amp up her desire to have a better car than her neighbor's. She doesn't need this one anymore, just walk on over there and get your husband to buy you a new one.

And he walks back into the café swinging the carkeys in one finger. Eyyy.]

Who's the man? I'm the man.