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[ Having slightly questionable spatial awareness today, aren't you, walking into chairs like that. ]

S'not like you're giving me any cause to think otherwise.

You could always make a suggestion. [But before she can answer that -] That doesn't involve the annihilation of my dignity.

You didn't look too dignified to start with. S'why I picked you.

Ah. [He frowns, mocking a moment of deep thought.] Do you make blind people poke themselves in the eyes, too?

No, that'd just be offensive.

Rhetorical question.

See? Still dull, not even asking questions you want answers to.

Nope, just getting you to prove my point.

Which is?

[Stare.]

That you... shouldn't do this?

[ Blink. Shrug. ]

I'm bored.

We could always go to my room.

[Yep.]

[ And that would be the sound of you slapping yourself. ]

I was joking!

An' there I was thinking you found loss of motor control sexy.

So - what, that was you coming on to me?

[ ... ]

Definitely not.

Then I'm confused.

[No he isn't]

I was implying it'd be a bit fucking creepy if you did.

Better than being dull, no?

No, not really.

[He starts to laugh at that, suddenly stopping to point at her.]

No.

[ Hey now, pointing is rude. Stop that. You know, because she's making you stop that. ]

The hell is going on with you now?

Just making sure you don't get any other ideas. [Pointing at her again, even if the gesture is brief this time,] And stop doing that.

Stop giving me reasons to.